LORD Z`KANTHOS

How well do you know me?

2006-01-21T08:55:27Z

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zkanthos @ 2005-02-13T13:49:00

2005-02-13T03:20:44Z

I put this here for two reasons. One, the evilness!!! THE EVILNESS!!! I so agree with it. Two, I thought Elyn may be highly amused by it =P

Hey guys

2004-09-29T10:41:48Z

Someone asked me to make up a deviant account and send them the address because theyve never seen the morialta falls up to the east of Adelaide.. at least I think its east, or me in my new glasses, so both are on here.

http://mrfluffikin.deviantart.com/gallery/

Figured If Im doing it I might as well pimp it out to anyone who wants to see it...

Fear me, if you dare!!

2004-07-05T06:44:03Z

Greetings you overrated blob-like excuses for an evolved species,

I dont know if you've realised this but your language leaves one with a little to desire... like basic intelligent life forms common sense. I mean the grob-nons of endo-plaste 9 are able to form sentences which make sense, but you people???

For instances I approached one of your carbon based meat-sacks yesterday and, wanting to blend in, inquired how he was. The answer "As good as can be expected." This was all. Apparently people on this planet except this as an answer, which says all it needs to about your planet. Without knowledge of the facts pertaining to this expectation this could mean anything from "About to spill your intestinal tract onto the fertile plains of home" to "About to shove my tongue down your throat in a primitive mating ritual.

If someone has recently departed from their disgusting "Life partner" one is meant to say "Never mind, there are plenty more fish in the sea." Perhaps their discrimination towards dating sea creatures would explain much of why the relationship fails. one would think that merely the time taken for mating would leave a fish out of water long enough to suffocate it. Are you perhaps like some species throughout the galaxy who enjoy killing your sexual partners?

"You can lead a horse to water, but you cant make him drink." Past experience with this barbaric race of mammals lead me to think a) They may be smarter than you and b) You cant lead a horse anywhere it wont let you. Barbaric bloodthirsty fiends they are. And why would you force a horse to drink? WHAT POSSIBLY WOULD POSSESS YOU TO DO THIS...

Anyway, I shall go now before my flip-yon collapses from the sheer stupidity of some of the things I hear on my stay here,

Forever planning your demise,
Zkanthos.

Greetings squishy life forms!!

2004-02-17T12:09:24Z

Greeting flacid sacks of retaining water, and welcome the to meandering wonder of Lord Z'Kanthos! Ruler of the Blue Nebula, Possible God of Nothingness and servant to The Sugah!

Now, you gifted people who have wandered into my den fear not, for you have either been blessed by divine insight, guided by miraculous psychic powers or... taken the cheats way and clicked on some link... either way you have reached eternal enlightenment, and a free set of steak knives (allow 3-4 eons for postage and delivery).

Now, you may be wondering what sort of person writes like this, well the answer is none. You humans are too full of that strange fat that leaks out of the burgers you devour so greedily to see beyond the four square meal houses you build for yourselves! To embrace the inner organs and pull them out to gape in wonderment at their amazing functionality! To truly understand why one day, the penguins will rule you all...

But, one can not blame you for your lack of beautific sight, for how can anyone become an intelligent life form when their bodies expel such vile substances... and dont even get me started on orifices, euch!

So in conclusion, keep your dirty digits of my food, your dirty food out of my body, and your dirty minds off of my body... except on special occassions.

And I leave you now with the parting words of my beloved grandfather, Dirty Ol' Bill

"YAAARRGGHHHSSSAAAAAIIILLLL!!!" (translation) Get out of their, you little bastards!!!

Yes, get out of their you little bastards indeed...